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Message of the Day

Zach's message of the day is gone. The quotes are still around (and might someday make it into another QOTD system) but for the moment I'm going to take the lazy way out and simply install an interface to fortune. Below are 5 such messages.


"Go on, girl!  You'll never get a better chance to buy Jif at this
price.  *Carpe diem*, babe!"
		-- "The Naked Consumer", Erik Larson

Hodie natus est radici frater.

[ Unto the root is born a brother ]

Iles's Law:
	There is always an easier way to do it.  When looking directly
	at the easy way, especially for long periods, you will not see it.
	Neither will Iles.

Emacs, n.:
	A slow-moving parody of a text editor.

Anyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination of education or of government by any one
particular religious faith is never a happy arrangement for the people.
		-- Eleanor Roosevelt

profplump@uberzach.com
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