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Message of the Day

Zach's message of the day is gone. The quotes are still around (and might someday make it into another QOTD system) but for the moment I'm going to take the lazy way out and simply install an interface to fortune. Below are 5 such messages.


Beeping is cute, if you are in the office ;)
		-- Alan Cox

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
		-- Christopher Marlowe

It wasn't exactly a divorce -- I was traded.
		-- Tim Conway

Drop in any mailbox.

The time for action is past!  Now is the time for senseless bickering.

profplump@uberzach.com
Page last updated: December 16, 2004 @ 11:05 PM CST

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