Message of the Day

Zach's message of the day is gone. The quotes are still around (and might someday make it into another QOTD system) but for the moment I'm going to take the lazy way out and simply install an interface to fortune. Below are 5 such messages.

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fortune: cpu time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped.

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To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
		-- Benjamin Franklin

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`Just the place for a Snark!' the Bellman cried,
	As he landed his crew with care;
Supporting each man on the top of the tide
	By a finger entwined in his hair.

'Just the place for a Snark!  I have said it twice:
	That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place for a Snark!  I have said it thrice:
	What I tell you three times is true.'

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	"You are *so* lovely."
	"Yes."
	"Yes!  And you take a compliment, too!  I like that in a goddess."

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Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
		-- Daniel J. Boorstin

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